Diary of a Lazy Chap
Being lazy is a virtue, and has
its own perks. A lazy individual is quite oblivious to the world, nothing really
seems to bother much. While the next door neighbour is the talk of the town, this
person is completely unaware of. He prefers to cling to his bed instead.
Now, this is an unfavourable
situation to this fellow. It’s past 11.30 by the watch, he is jostling hard
between his logical and illogical side. The logical side tells him to get up
and fetch that bottle of water, while his illogical part stills convinces him
to cling on to his pillow.
Oh! what a dilemma this is. And this is just so hard
to dominate the insatiable thirst.
Okay, here’s an idea. The bottle
is lying at a stone throw distance and is toward the leg side. Maybe, then the
right leg maybe used to fetch the bottle. His man has been a
footballer during his college day and thus could anticipate his correct move
and there the bottle landed in front of eyes. Whoa! What a relief. Indeed, why
not!
So, the initial hurdle seems to
be over as of now. Um, the delicious aroma of hot and tempting paranthas! Weekends
are supposed to be cheat days. Aren’t they? Oh yes, for cert. Sweet…
Does that mean getting up from
the bed? Seriously? And also brushing the teeth? O no! Hell again? Wait, mom has always responded to her generous bones. She would definitely hand the plateful
of yummy paranthas to the bed, won’t she? Oh ya, for sure, why not!
Hush, here she comes. She tries
some gesturing with her hands, saying something. Something like
this…” You won’t get a morsel of food, unless you brush!”
Holy lord, why? Does that mean
getting up from the bed? How far is the wash basin from the bed? Does it really
require getting up? Like really? Seriously?
Nobody on earth understands a lazy person. Nobody! Similarly, no one on earth can decipher what pain it takes to make that extra effort to get up from bed...
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